Thursday, January 18, 2007
Xenacles: Transgendered Princess
for those of you keeping track, ive been very excited about this up coming weekend. Movie night tonight, got lots of cool stuff to watch and discovered my flat mate has an adapter to go from PC > T.V. so we can watch some Heroes if we get bored :D
Auckland on Sunday, enough said :D
Ive discovered a new joy in manual labor, theres something incredibly satisfying about working with your hands and pushing your body, not to mention the physically rewarding side of it too.
Think ill suggest to Phil that we go do some flying foxing before people come round tonight, its been too long and id like to get some in before headin to AKL for the week, maybe drag some others along too if they are keen.
Big Day Out should be rocking as we speak, hope you all enjoy it (bastards).
anyways jsut a quick update as things are gettin busy, enjoy yourselves next week. i know i will be :D
Chow
Monday, January 15, 2007
None of that hanky panky!
Speaking of which, if i havnt talked to you recently, Happy New Year! astrologically this year is supposed to be very positive, with all sorts of planets having all sorts of exciting effects on us. its also the year of the pig according to the chinese zodiac, tropical tendercrisp combo anyone? :P
As for whats new with me, where to start?
Since i last updated my flat has changed 2 flat mates, i have a hair cut, ive decided to go back to being a barista (i miss working with my hands), and ive come to the definite conclusion that i need to make some positive changes in my life.
also on a note of feeling good, im going up to auckland this sunday to spend a week with a couple of friends of mine up there, i did just have a break, but this is going to be more S & R (cant figure it out? too bad :P ). I really wanna go back to rainbows end, had a ball with everyone last time, but a suggestion if your do decide to go, take an even number of people :P we discovered that the hard way.
unsuprisingly enough Wellington is it usual self, i just witnessed a brawl on manners, as well as being approached by someone offering me 600$ for a big day out ticket. is it just me or does that seem a little bit stupid to anyone else? most people are going to BDO for a particular band/s so why would you pay 600$ to see maybe 2 of your favourite bands? oh well the world is its topsy turvey self, nothin new there.
Having run out of things to talk about ill leave you with a quote from the lovely Sophia.
This year is going to be "Sexellent" :P
Chow all many happy returns, treat yourselves right.
Reubenisky
Monday, October 16, 2006
Sex, beer batter chips and a healthy dose of Napalm
other than that, met up with my friend Nani who i havnt seen in about 5 years, and its been really good catchin up with her. Its amazing to catch up with someone after that long and see what theyve been through and how they've changed.
looking for 2 new flatties, got a couple of people who are interested which is always good, still havnt had a flat warming for when i "moved in" either :P so big ass party coming up :D
November creeps up faster than expected.
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Quote of the day:
"Greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right. Greed works." - Michael Douglas
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Monday, October 02, 2006
The Good Ship Lollipop
had a very cool night with my friend Gemma, she came round after i got off work and we just stayed up and talked till about 3.00 am, was muchos fun, and we must do it again sometime :D
let see what else is new, Oh 2 of my favourite bloggers in the whole world, pamziewamzie and sophia of red confectionery (http://www.redconfectionery.blogspot.com) are coming down to Wellington on the 14th of october, at least pam is, and shes tryin to drag sophia back down :)
discovered a song of...well....interesting repute. download it if you dare, its called "Fucking on cocaine" and its done by someone named DJ Youri? i think? maybe? :P (be warned song is not for the faint of heart, or those who's ears are easily offended :P )
went and filled out a whole bunch of spark tests today to pass the time, go check them out and add em to your friends so we can compare how Wenchy we are! (53% wench), just add goldenohazaru@hotmail.com as one of your friends.
and thats all i can really be bothered with today :P
LING LING INTO BATTLE GO!
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Quote of the day:
"Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat." - Borat
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
¿My Space?
Have You Ever ______ Your Top 5?
RULES:- Don't change your Myspace top 5- Fill the people in below-
Answer the questions truthfully- Exclude Tom, and bands
Number 1: Blinky
Number 2: Matt
Number 3: Flora
Number 4: Sophia
Number 5: Pamziewamzie
Have you ever done anything illegal with 2?
Of course
Have you ever loved number 3?
what’s not to love about flora? :P
Have you ever kissed 5?
Well given weve never met in person….
Have you ever danced with number 1?
lol I wish!
Have you ever hugged number 5?
see above
Have you ever gotten drunk with 2?
yes, many many many times
Have you ever played a sport with 4?
Umm a sport? I don’t think we played a sport unless you count drinking :P
Have you ever had an inside joke with number 2?
Many
Has any of your top 5 ever seen you naked?
Yes the majority :P
Have you ever taken a shower with anyone in your top 5?
Yes indeed
Have you ever had a crush on any of them?
yep
Have you ever gone shopping with 5?
well I am coming up to Auckland, maybe who knows :P
Have you ever had a class with 1?
Nope, he lives in Cali
Have you ever seen 4 in a swimsuit?
lol and no
Have you ever traveled anywhere with 1?
nope
Have you ever met 4's family ?
nope
Have you ever eaten anything in front of 3?
yes, I eat many things infront of flora
Have you ever seen 5 do something embarrassing?
once again just met, but if we party in Auckland im sure ill be able to change my answer :P
Has 3 ever given you a present?
Yes indeedys, thanks for the birthday gift hun :P
Have you ever seen anyone in your top 5 cry?
Yeah
Have you ever played on a sports team with anyone on your top 5?
once again unless drinking is a recognised sport….
Have you ever slept in the same bed as number 2?
yep
Do you wish you were going out with any of your top 5?
debatable
Who is your favorite out of your top 5?
ohhh nasty question. Im gonna go ahead and say Vin Diesel
Just a little bit of myspace fun.
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Quote of the day:
"Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, No touch of bashfulness?"
- A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
Fuck
"I'll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot.
And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations.
Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked.
See, I went to this big dinner party the other night,
trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fucking-hold,
who's there but one of the fuckfiends from our sales team,
wearing fuck-me pumps and this little green skirt.
So I fucked her. Twice. First time quick, second time slow.
And then I fucked her friend Michelle (a great fuck),
and Michelle's boyfriend, Alec, and his ex-girlfriend Rina,
who's a fucking Persian sex goddess. Same bed, same night.
Fucking incredible fucking.
Then it hits me: Fuck. Rina is my boss's daughter,
that fucking fuck Alec fucked my sister last year,
and my damn wife told me last week that if
I don't stop fucking other chicks she's going to
"walk out that [fucking] door and never come back."
And it takes a fuckload of nerve for my wife to say that.
But look, I'm not some two-bit fuck who fucks up and
then expects some other fucknut to clean up
his fucking mess. A man's got to take some responsibility
or he'll never amount to shit. I fucked my way into this,
and by God, I'll fuck my way out.
I'm so far the fuck up shit's creek,
I can't see straight, but that's my own fucking problem.
If I'm between a rock and a hard fuck,
I'm going to choose the hard fuck every time.
No regrets. I saw an out-of-this-fucking-world
gorgeous piece of ass-meat,
and I pounced like a fucking cougar.
Any fuckhead who thinks I should have
fucking walked away is a fucking fucktard
and I'll say it to his fucking face, the fuckface.
But fuck if I know what to do next.
If my mom were still alive,
I'd cry on her fucking shoulder.
Man, I really stuck my fucking cock in it this time.
I know a lot of fuckwads who wouldn't do
fuck-all about this predicament, just fuck off for a while
and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
But you see, that's just not this motherfucker's style.
What the fuck ever happened to accountability?
I can be a real fuck, sure,
but I fucking finish what I start, and not just when I'm fucking.
In the end, I only see one way out of this:
more fucking. Much more.
An all-out, nuts-in-the-guts fuckfest.
Yes, one false-fucking-move and
you're ass-first in a fucking genuine
clusterfuck real fucking quick—but do I look
like a green-eared sportfucker to you, fuckrod?
Item Number Fuck on my agenda? Swoop home
like a fuck-falcon and fuck my old lady like I love her.
Keep fucking the skirt girl, plus hot-fuck
Rina to keep that screamer quiet.
Then line up a pity-fuck-and-suck with
that fat-fuck deli chick, roll on out for a
balls-out fuckfest with the redhead twins
(ménage-à-fucking-trois, for you French fucks),
and a three-day, four-night fuck-stravagaza
down to Mexi-fucking-co next weekend to see
the fuckable Miss Esmerelda.
At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck.
These women can fuck me around, but they
know not to take it too fucking far. You know why?
Because you don't fuck with a fucker, that's why.
And if you fuck with a fucker like me,
you'll end up being the fuck that gets fucked. Simple as that.
Fuck."
"Quick honey! access the Interweb!"
if i was creative or somethin i might write a poem, instead, im just gonna bitch and complain.
"You know the mondays
you wake up and just know
it wouldve been smarter to
go back to sleep?
your throat is raw,
you eat breakfast,
but nothing really satisfy's.
You know the mondays
you get to work and just think,
this is gonna be one of those days?
your back hurts,
and no amount of energy drinks
can fix that.
You know the mondays
where you just feel helpless?
caught in the current,
out there alone, drifting?
Im havin one of those mondays."
lol so i guess it became a poem in the end :P not a particularily good one, but hey it monday! :P
anyways moving on. Weekend was a success. Simons mother and friend came down from hawkes bay, got hammered saturday with simon and blair before they went to Tolsi, and i went and checked out a party up Aro way.Spent my sunday trundling around wellington feeling disorientated and hung over, but hey whats new :P did a massive shop sunday night, so should have food to last me at least a couple of weeks.
God so tired, cant be bothered right now
Chow
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Quote of the day:
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - Mark Twain
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Deep Fried Twinkies
well big update since i havnt posted in a while. lets see where to start :D
We drank all 23 litres of full moon draught over a 2 day period this weekend :D was exellent times, stumbled off to work on sunday night off my face and lovin it :D definalty need to brew another one of those bad boys up, this time i think well bottle it though as it went flat way to quickly drinkin it straight from the "keg". Still, lesson learned, a profitable experience in brewing and in drinking :D
Was selected to be on "Test the nation" on monday, spent a good 9 hours out at avalon studio filming "Spontaneous" responses repeatedly :P our group of gamers came second over all, we were trailing until the very last round when we got knocked up to second place due to our youth (and good looks :D ). and now i have 200 dollars of gameplanet vouchers to spend(http://www.gameplanet.co.nz) , so happy times for all :D
My mum moved back to the UK last week, much she will be missed by all, spent the last couple of her days in Wellington with her which was really great. fingers crossed be over in the UK jan/feb some stage.
Got an email today from the lovely people at codemasters informing me that i have been selected for the Arch Lord beta test :D (http://www.archlordgame.com) so have been test playing that for the last couple of hours, really good game idea, still alot of basic stuff to be implemented though (like the ability to use WASD and not look like a duck on acid that has no idea its a duck or where its going :P ). however i do have a level 6 moon elf named Malanda to show for my time and effort, so not a complete bust :P
oh god, yawning already, not a good sign :(
ive decided i need to get out of the customer service industry as quickly as freakin possible, god damn, people can be so freakin rude/messy/stupid, and its just cause they are too lazy to do anything about the retarded behavioral patterns. GRRRRRRRRRR. phew, rant over.
OOO OOO OOO, my new room is looking freaking fantastic!!! got about 100 pages of awsome artwork from deviant art (http://www.deviantart.com) and thumb-tacked them up all over my room in nifty designs. it turned out really really well, and now i just need to wait for the swelling in my thumbs to go down and ill be able to fully appreciate it :P (will post pictures as soon as possible, just need to get a new battery charger for my camera)
5.50 am, god damn hour and 10 mins to go, not sure how im gonna make it :S
ill leave it at that for the moment, will try and update again soon :D
peace, love, and clouds everyone.
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Quote of the day:
"A baby is born with the need to be loved - and never outgrows it" - Frank A. Clark
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