Monday, October 16, 2006
Sex, beer batter chips and a healthy dose of Napalm
other than that, met up with my friend Nani who i havnt seen in about 5 years, and its been really good catchin up with her. Its amazing to catch up with someone after that long and see what theyve been through and how they've changed.
looking for 2 new flatties, got a couple of people who are interested which is always good, still havnt had a flat warming for when i "moved in" either :P so big ass party coming up :D
November creeps up faster than expected.
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Quote of the day:
"Greed - for lack of a better word - is good. Greed is right. Greed works." - Michael Douglas
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Monday, October 02, 2006
The Good Ship Lollipop
had a very cool night with my friend Gemma, she came round after i got off work and we just stayed up and talked till about 3.00 am, was muchos fun, and we must do it again sometime :D
let see what else is new, Oh 2 of my favourite bloggers in the whole world, pamziewamzie and sophia of red confectionery (http://www.redconfectionery.blogspot.com) are coming down to Wellington on the 14th of october, at least pam is, and shes tryin to drag sophia back down :)
discovered a song of...well....interesting repute. download it if you dare, its called "Fucking on cocaine" and its done by someone named DJ Youri? i think? maybe? :P (be warned song is not for the faint of heart, or those who's ears are easily offended :P )
went and filled out a whole bunch of spark tests today to pass the time, go check them out and add em to your friends so we can compare how Wenchy we are! (53% wench), just add goldenohazaru@hotmail.com as one of your friends.
and thats all i can really be bothered with today :P
LING LING INTO BATTLE GO!
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Quote of the day:
"Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat." - Borat
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
¿My Space?
Have You Ever ______ Your Top 5?
RULES:- Don't change your Myspace top 5- Fill the people in below-
Answer the questions truthfully- Exclude Tom, and bands
Number 1: Blinky
Number 2: Matt
Number 3: Flora
Number 4: Sophia
Number 5: Pamziewamzie
Have you ever done anything illegal with 2?
Of course
Have you ever loved number 3?
what’s not to love about flora? :P
Have you ever kissed 5?
Well given weve never met in person….
Have you ever danced with number 1?
lol I wish!
Have you ever hugged number 5?
see above
Have you ever gotten drunk with 2?
yes, many many many times
Have you ever played a sport with 4?
Umm a sport? I don’t think we played a sport unless you count drinking :P
Have you ever had an inside joke with number 2?
Many
Has any of your top 5 ever seen you naked?
Yes the majority :P
Have you ever taken a shower with anyone in your top 5?
Yes indeed
Have you ever had a crush on any of them?
yep
Have you ever gone shopping with 5?
well I am coming up to Auckland, maybe who knows :P
Have you ever had a class with 1?
Nope, he lives in Cali
Have you ever seen 4 in a swimsuit?
lol and no
Have you ever traveled anywhere with 1?
nope
Have you ever met 4's family ?
nope
Have you ever eaten anything in front of 3?
yes, I eat many things infront of flora
Have you ever seen 5 do something embarrassing?
once again just met, but if we party in Auckland im sure ill be able to change my answer :P
Has 3 ever given you a present?
Yes indeedys, thanks for the birthday gift hun :P
Have you ever seen anyone in your top 5 cry?
Yeah
Have you ever played on a sports team with anyone on your top 5?
once again unless drinking is a recognised sport….
Have you ever slept in the same bed as number 2?
yep
Do you wish you were going out with any of your top 5?
debatable
Who is your favorite out of your top 5?
ohhh nasty question. Im gonna go ahead and say Vin Diesel
Just a little bit of myspace fun.
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Quote of the day:
"Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, No touch of bashfulness?"
- A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
Fuck
"I'll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot.
And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations.
Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked.
See, I went to this big dinner party the other night,
trying to stay out of trouble, but lo and be-fucking-hold,
who's there but one of the fuckfiends from our sales team,
wearing fuck-me pumps and this little green skirt.
So I fucked her. Twice. First time quick, second time slow.
And then I fucked her friend Michelle (a great fuck),
and Michelle's boyfriend, Alec, and his ex-girlfriend Rina,
who's a fucking Persian sex goddess. Same bed, same night.
Fucking incredible fucking.
Then it hits me: Fuck. Rina is my boss's daughter,
that fucking fuck Alec fucked my sister last year,
and my damn wife told me last week that if
I don't stop fucking other chicks she's going to
"walk out that [fucking] door and never come back."
And it takes a fuckload of nerve for my wife to say that.
But look, I'm not some two-bit fuck who fucks up and
then expects some other fucknut to clean up
his fucking mess. A man's got to take some responsibility
or he'll never amount to shit. I fucked my way into this,
and by God, I'll fuck my way out.
I'm so far the fuck up shit's creek,
I can't see straight, but that's my own fucking problem.
If I'm between a rock and a hard fuck,
I'm going to choose the hard fuck every time.
No regrets. I saw an out-of-this-fucking-world
gorgeous piece of ass-meat,
and I pounced like a fucking cougar.
Any fuckhead who thinks I should have
fucking walked away is a fucking fucktard
and I'll say it to his fucking face, the fuckface.
But fuck if I know what to do next.
If my mom were still alive,
I'd cry on her fucking shoulder.
Man, I really stuck my fucking cock in it this time.
I know a lot of fuckwads who wouldn't do
fuck-all about this predicament, just fuck off for a while
and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
But you see, that's just not this motherfucker's style.
What the fuck ever happened to accountability?
I can be a real fuck, sure,
but I fucking finish what I start, and not just when I'm fucking.
In the end, I only see one way out of this:
more fucking. Much more.
An all-out, nuts-in-the-guts fuckfest.
Yes, one false-fucking-move and
you're ass-first in a fucking genuine
clusterfuck real fucking quick—but do I look
like a green-eared sportfucker to you, fuckrod?
Item Number Fuck on my agenda? Swoop home
like a fuck-falcon and fuck my old lady like I love her.
Keep fucking the skirt girl, plus hot-fuck
Rina to keep that screamer quiet.
Then line up a pity-fuck-and-suck with
that fat-fuck deli chick, roll on out for a
balls-out fuckfest with the redhead twins
(ménage-à-fucking-trois, for you French fucks),
and a three-day, four-night fuck-stravagaza
down to Mexi-fucking-co next weekend to see
the fuckable Miss Esmerelda.
At the end of the day, I don't really give a fuck.
These women can fuck me around, but they
know not to take it too fucking far. You know why?
Because you don't fuck with a fucker, that's why.
And if you fuck with a fucker like me,
you'll end up being the fuck that gets fucked. Simple as that.
Fuck."
"Quick honey! access the Interweb!"
if i was creative or somethin i might write a poem, instead, im just gonna bitch and complain.
"You know the mondays
you wake up and just know
it wouldve been smarter to
go back to sleep?
your throat is raw,
you eat breakfast,
but nothing really satisfy's.
You know the mondays
you get to work and just think,
this is gonna be one of those days?
your back hurts,
and no amount of energy drinks
can fix that.
You know the mondays
where you just feel helpless?
caught in the current,
out there alone, drifting?
Im havin one of those mondays."
lol so i guess it became a poem in the end :P not a particularily good one, but hey it monday! :P
anyways moving on. Weekend was a success. Simons mother and friend came down from hawkes bay, got hammered saturday with simon and blair before they went to Tolsi, and i went and checked out a party up Aro way.Spent my sunday trundling around wellington feeling disorientated and hung over, but hey whats new :P did a massive shop sunday night, so should have food to last me at least a couple of weeks.
God so tired, cant be bothered right now
Chow
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Quote of the day:
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - Mark Twain
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Deep Fried Twinkies
well big update since i havnt posted in a while. lets see where to start :D
We drank all 23 litres of full moon draught over a 2 day period this weekend :D was exellent times, stumbled off to work on sunday night off my face and lovin it :D definalty need to brew another one of those bad boys up, this time i think well bottle it though as it went flat way to quickly drinkin it straight from the "keg". Still, lesson learned, a profitable experience in brewing and in drinking :D
Was selected to be on "Test the nation" on monday, spent a good 9 hours out at avalon studio filming "Spontaneous" responses repeatedly :P our group of gamers came second over all, we were trailing until the very last round when we got knocked up to second place due to our youth (and good looks :D ). and now i have 200 dollars of gameplanet vouchers to spend(http://www.gameplanet.co.nz) , so happy times for all :D
My mum moved back to the UK last week, much she will be missed by all, spent the last couple of her days in Wellington with her which was really great. fingers crossed be over in the UK jan/feb some stage.
Got an email today from the lovely people at codemasters informing me that i have been selected for the Arch Lord beta test :D (http://www.archlordgame.com) so have been test playing that for the last couple of hours, really good game idea, still alot of basic stuff to be implemented though (like the ability to use WASD and not look like a duck on acid that has no idea its a duck or where its going :P ). however i do have a level 6 moon elf named Malanda to show for my time and effort, so not a complete bust :P
oh god, yawning already, not a good sign :(
ive decided i need to get out of the customer service industry as quickly as freakin possible, god damn, people can be so freakin rude/messy/stupid, and its just cause they are too lazy to do anything about the retarded behavioral patterns. GRRRRRRRRRR. phew, rant over.
OOO OOO OOO, my new room is looking freaking fantastic!!! got about 100 pages of awsome artwork from deviant art (http://www.deviantart.com) and thumb-tacked them up all over my room in nifty designs. it turned out really really well, and now i just need to wait for the swelling in my thumbs to go down and ill be able to fully appreciate it :P (will post pictures as soon as possible, just need to get a new battery charger for my camera)
5.50 am, god damn hour and 10 mins to go, not sure how im gonna make it :S
ill leave it at that for the moment, will try and update again soon :D
peace, love, and clouds everyone.
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Quote of the day:
"A baby is born with the need to be loved - and never outgrows it" - Frank A. Clark
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Sunday, September 10, 2006
Double bubble, boil and trouble....
well as youve no doubt guessed friday night was a success, spent ages in the spa and sauna gettin incredibly wrinkly :P my skin feels so smooth after the time in the sauna though, very pleasent :D
didnt actually get that drunk which was interesting, i only got lightly sozzled on congac cocktails then had a blast just hangin in the water with everyone. Mumz also had a great time to for those of you who know her, and said it was "a brilliant send off".
a moderate downside to the weekend was i discovered my dad had been storing my bed on the floor of the garage, hence it was covered in mould when i went to get it out :( oh well lifes goes on :P (if anyone knows where i can get a good second hand bed let me know :P)
Our full moon draught is bubbling along quite happily (not long my pretty, all to soon you will be consumed in an orgy of alchohol, games, and new season family guy) and i grow ever more curious as to what the final brew will taste like. and if successful im gonna pitch the idea to my flat mates that we get a rotating cycle of drinkable and fermenting beer going, so we have AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF ALCHOHOL!!! MUHHAHAHAHAAH.
all up id say i had one of those really good weekends where it just doesent seem to end but theres heaps of stuff to do, but monday now, back to the grind.
With all my intoxication
Reuben
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Quote of the day:
"I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands." - Dudley Moore
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Thursday, September 07, 2006
Full Moon Draught
And here it is, the finished logo :P i know a blatent rip off, but still cool :DJess and Rowan came over and visited last night, was good times, the brew also seemed very happy as it cheerily bubbled along :P
so late to work this morning, stupid phone dying in the night, makes me think i should perhaps invest in a proper alarm. have a very cool new black shirt, pink tie combo however which im thinkin about wearing to THE PARTY tonight! :D i also have a tasteful red satin bathrobe which will feature prominantly during the evening. im a little unsure what nibbles to serve at said event, cause i wanna provide some kai, but not so much so that people get cramp and die when they go swimming :P
discovered last night that the beer should take about a week or two to ferment, i cant wait :P and i fear that its gonna be a week or so of gettin plastered.
episode 200 of naruto didnt come out last night :( but theyve made an announcement that the episode will be out on the 13th of september to be released in culmination with the third naruto movie entitled: "The Animal Riot of Crescent Moon Island!" so that gets 2 thumbs way up in my opinion :D
anyways thats all the exciting news from me today, ill let you all know how this weekend goes, its gonna be nuts :D :D :D
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Quote of the day: (its a big 1)
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They each have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard;
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything."
- Jacques, "As you like it"
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Be vewy vewy quiet....
Anyway
How is everyone, hopefully doing well, im feeling a hell of alot beter than i was about 3 days ago so big ups :D EPISODE 200 OF NARUTO COMES OUT TODAY!!!! (god im such a fan boy :P).
more life modelling today, this time i have to shower with a very attractive naked woman, and get paid, god its a hard life sometimes :P still someones gotta do it :D
OH OH OH, last night we brewed up some Coopers Draught beer, looked to be about 2-3 crates worth :D very very excited, im thinkin about designing a logo for it today. was thinkin "Backwater Draught" or some other stupid name like that :P got suggestions? post them here!
mmmmmmm just ate a whole bag of "Vege crisps" and my god they were tasty, think i might have to go buy another bag .ive started recieving txts from people wanting to come to this shin dig at mine on friday, i get the feeling its gonna get big :P
Anyways cant think of anything else to write, so imma post our draft beer logo once its done, see what you guys think
have a good 1
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Quote of the day:
"Accept that some days your the pigeon, and some days your the statue" - Dilbert
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Rage against the Deep Frier
The sunlight streams in the floor to ceiling windows, my eyes adjust to the harshness of the world outside. i see people walking through there everyday mundane routines content with this thing called life, filled with no more energy than a rock with ADD.
some joe walks in the door, wants something from me for nothing in return, i breath out.
my head hurts, something to do with the neon confectionery force-fed to us by the media and every other scheming bastard just tryin to make a few extra bucks.
As my good friend grant so eloquantly pointed out, Samurai Champloo is not infact a new series, by new i simply meant that i hadnt seen it before, and hence new to me :P
anyway wednesday morning, a good day to be alive.
woot my room is finally vacated and i can start gettin stuff set up, plannin on painting everything up as im sick of the disgusting shade of peach which reminds me all to well of several of the nights ive drunk far to much. If your keen to help out drop me a comment or a txt, would be greatly appreciated.
In other news, i'm greatly saddened by the departure of Steve Irwin. While he wasnt exactly the sharpest knife on the block, he was still an amazing person with his heart in the right place, and lets face it who isnt gonna miss flicking over to the crocidile hunter and hearing "BY CRIKEY!", i know i will. Steve, May the khaki shorts be with you...always.
You look at me with disgust, hell i look in the mirror everyday and see the same thing, how do you think i feel? still one day at a time, thats what they always tell you. the metallic rattle of my lungs as i cough up some part of my existance reminds me to take the little blue pill that makes it all better.
God i feel like im writing some crappy plot from the matrix :P so my film noir'ness turned into more of a emo noir story but hey, thats the way life sometimes goes.
very excited about friday, thinking i might take my little friend cid, and see where the night takes :D
So long and thanks for all the fish
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Quote of the day:
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer Simpson
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Monday, September 04, 2006
Another day, another danish...
works its usual riviting self, trying to figure out ways to entertain myself for the next 6 hours :(
Think i may be coming down with something, chest hurts and im having trouble breathing :S hopefully nothin serious and will be fully recovered for friday, fingers crossed :D
Speaking of which, big party coming up this friday, gonna be lots of booze, water and general fun to be had. cant wait :D
started watching a new anime series from the creators of cowboy bebop, its called "Samurai Champloo" (http://www.samuraichamploo.com/) basically from what i understand the creators wanted to combine the classic samurai anime genre with urban hip hop, and this is what they came up with, very cool, very fast and awsome character progression. anyone who was a fan of cowboy bebop should definatly check this out.
I feel its time to start planning for new years, would like to make this one a big one as its the last one im planning to spend in NZ for a while, off travelling next year :D im thinking booze, beaches and nachos. ahh the perfect new years :D.
My mum heads back to the UK on september 11th, gonna spend time with my sister during her second pregnancy and be around for the birth. little Jacob is doing exceptionally well i hear and is a little bundle of joy, cant wait to meet him :D
anyway ill leave it at that for today, hope all is well in everyone's prospective worlds.
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Quote of the day:
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure" - Mark Twain
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
NO! this is MY chemical romance!
My weekend was one of the best ive had in a long time, spent friday night with friends celebrating our lovely friend Coleys birthday, much fun was had by all but regretably ended up crashing at a pathetic 3 a.m, but hey life goes on :D
Now saturday, my goodness, that will be a day to remember. Woke up as i do most days feeling enthusiastic, if not awake (nothing like the 9-5 grind to take the fun out of ones week) cooked a lovely big breakfast and went back to sleep again :D nothing like a day in bed. Lazy saturday where i accomplish nothing = Check :D
Now my evening deserves some serious thank you's to some people, firstly and formostly thank you to my good friend Phil, who convinced me to get off my lazy ass and do something with my saturday night. And secondly a big thanks that the group of Vic students who i ended up partying with that night (those of you i didnt know, great to meet you, those of you who i do, im sure youll all see far too much of me all to0 soon :D ) partyed till 12 when we got kicked out :P spent some time in town with sophia (of http://redconfectionery.blogspot.com/ ) and phil, and trundled off home about 1 a.m.
Spent sunday luxuriating in my spa and sauna, eating decandant amounts of food, wine, beer etc.. and falling into bed ariound 6p.m feeling that my weekend had been wonderful if not productive.
So now we arrive to the present moment, monday morning. Tired, hungry, and bored all ready :P
Ah well, back to it.
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Quote of the day:
"A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave" - Mathatma Gandhi
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